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     post_id: 3
post_subject: seekage
   post_text: ahhhh, so grasshopper
you seek easier language
jerk me off first, please
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     post_id: 5
post_subject: 
   post_text: I will bash that smile
from your toothy face hole, man
with my hot man rod
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     post_id: 8
post_subject: 
   post_text: mistaken, you are
grab a mirror, you fuck-face
failure is your life 

:twisted:
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     post_id: 14
post_subject: good time despite the pigs
   post_text: 8O 

Aside from the pigs, and really cold fingers, the show was rad!  Woohoo!
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     post_id: 15
post_subject: 
   post_text: wrong again, choad face
your dad scoop-farted your mom
she screamed, you plopped out
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     post_id: 20
post_subject: who flung dung
   post_text: :idea: 

I learned today that
my ass is luggage for shit
sitting on the can
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     post_id: 25
post_subject: 
   post_text: tirdy poopy bung
farty butt blast from my ass
gassy fecal pods
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     post_id: 28
post_subject: 
   post_text: show your face, groundhog!
shadow or not, out you'll come
fear not the toilet
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     post_id: 44
post_subject: 
   post_text: dear ben, little jew
no more dairy, none for you
poopy wont move through

beg for death my friend
it's you defective rear end
high-maintenance bum

still-born colon clod
dig it out with steering rod
clamour for gauze pads

happiness is when
pass of TP yield only
brown streak, not red spot

firm grasp 'round short hose
bent knees, bathroom door is shut
sweat dons the uni-brow

enima enima enima enima enima
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
fire, fire, bum on fire
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     post_id: 45
post_subject: 
   post_text: your face, o dillon
make mockery of ass pie
shit, I'm now sterile
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     post_id: 46
post_subject: 
   post_text: What?!?!?  What the hell are you going to do?  Live with your mom, or something???  wait...
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     post_id: 55
post_subject: 
   post_text: I mey nott spelle wel
butt eye donnt neid medusin
too mayke puupy floh
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     post_id: 62
post_subject: Bathing is so 20th century dude
   post_text: I can smell my crotch
six days without a shower
will my dick fall off?

the wafting ball stench
it climbs inside my sinus
shit, i'm gonna vom

how many days can
a human go sans shower
before butt crusts shut?
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     post_id: 65
post_subject: This is very important
   post_text: I have nothing important to say
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     post_id: 88
post_subject: I declare Acronym War
   post_text: Let it begin!  Wooo!

[b:4599198ff5]PGP[/b:4599198ff5]

Phallace of a Grecian Pig
Phillip's Gonads are Purple
Philanthropy is Gay and Pothetic
Poon on the Go, Please
Poetry and Gasoline... Party!!!!
Popcorn and Granulated Pcp
People, Go and Postulate
Ponce and the Guinea Pig
Pimps Get Paid
Pickles are Green Poncho
Paulie's Garage of Poop
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     post_id: 94
post_subject: 
   post_text: [b:c98b6ea17f]JAVA[/b:c98b6ea17f]

Just Another Vague Acronym
Jerusalem... Airport for Venerable Athiests
Juxtapose the Antlers for Vestibular Attenuation
Jolly are the Africans and the Voodoo Apes
Jesus Advocates Verbal Abuse
Jerry Anderson's Vagina Auction

[b:c98b6ea17f]FUZZYLEMON[/b:c98b6ea17f]

Fungussy Underwear of Zealots, Zoologists, and Yuppies Left in Europe to Mold on the Ovaries of a Nun

Frank's Unleaded Zebra from Zion Yelled Loudly as Etheopian Men and Otters Napped

Freelance Urethra's Zap the Zippers from Yolanda's Labia as Ezekial the Monkey Orders Noodles
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     post_id: 98
post_subject: 
   post_text: Fondu Unit and Zamboni Zealotry Yardstick for Larry's Egregious Maternal Order of Neophites

Opposite a Dong, the Bum Cringes
Operose Derby of Burgeoning Colons
Ocular Deception and Bourgeois Cooter
OnWard Donner! Breakneck Clitorides!
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     post_id: 102
post_subject: 
   post_text: Hey brain donor... the acronym section is here:

http://forums.fuzzylemon.net/viewtopic.php?t=30

Now suck a fart out of my ass!

WOOOOOOO!
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     post_id: 116
post_subject: 
   post_text: 8O 

f-ting! f-ting! f-ting! f-ting! f-ting!
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     post_id: 132
post_subject: Process Architecture
   post_text: Die workflow, please die
Process is as process does
Cancer take me now
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     post_id: 134
post_subject: X Cell
   post_text: My spreadsheet won't print
Life is spiralling downward!
These "cells" are prison
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     post_id: 137
post_subject: 
   post_text: Paycheck I collect
Trading in my self respect
Hollow points are nice
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     post_id: 139
post_subject: 
   post_text: Printing as process
Point-and-click is way to hard
Evolution... dies
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     post_id: 140
post_subject: 
   post_text: File, right-click, new slide
Powerpoint suicide note
Slides of wasted life

Microsoft Office
Makes it so very easy
To write about rape

Photoshop my cock
Zero, one, one, zero, one
Sharing memories
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     post_id: 142
post_subject: 
   post_text: Status meeting day
Tasks! Action items! Progress!
Stab myself 9 times

If not for the blood
No one would know that today
My Internet broke

Nice pic of your kid
Download it to your hard drive
Fist you with brass tacks
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     post_id: 143
post_subject: 
   post_text: Zip up my files please?
You compress precious archive
I'll compress your skull

Why oh why can't I
Open network diagram
Visio is shit

My idea is
Sell turds and call it software 
Micro$oft beat me

Domain controller
Keeper of Group Policies
Wish I could gas you

Consultant you are
And no real work you will do
Get paid more than God

How many bosses
Do I have to have before
My murder arrest?

Documenation
Practiced by fools all over
I'd rather lick balls
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     post_id: 147
post_subject: 
   post_text: Life is short you know
Tick tock, tick tock the clock
Forty years.  Work.  Die.

My 401k
Will have the last laugh on me
Death will rob me first

Email this and that
What's this?  Read-receipt you ask?!
Kill you with a bat
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     post_id: 154
post_subject: 
   post_text: Where is my gun bitch?
This trailer park is not safe
Now lets fuck some more
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     post_id: 158
post_subject: 
   post_text: Shove a sponge in you
Copious amounts of load
Uterus blockade

Best thing about head
Man Cargo takes a detour
NOT bound for cervix
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     post_id: 159
post_subject: 
   post_text: Dinner was so nice
The dessert wine was splendid!
So, your fist or mine?

Let's walk on the beach
We'll talk about the weather
Before I rape you
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     post_id: 162
post_subject: 
   post_text: Electrical tape
Rubber gloves and a ski mask
For a night of rape

*dies*
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     post_id: 164
post_subject: 
   post_text: Calendar is stuck
Could it be user error?
Yes, you stupid fuck

I am so savvy!
See? I bought a new PC
Where's the on button?

New techonology
Put it on my AMEX card!
I'm better than you

Check into Source Safe
Word doc outlining process
Of killing your dog

Shame on you tech geeks!
Putting us down all the time
Inept is the word

Please, can you help me?
My AOL server is down
Wait! Put down that gun!

Put in a request
It will land in my Inbox
Fists land in your face

Hot girl coworker
No sweeter a set of curves
Now pick up that pen

Mr lawyer man
Would you mind reviewing the
Contract on your life?

More stale than the air
The conversations in here
Pray for a fire
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     post_id: 165
post_subject: 
   post_text: Wow, I love to shit
Colo-rectal joy abound
Savor the hot pile

Oh the pain of life
Hatred in the morning sun
Guzzle some more Beer
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     post_id: 167
post_subject: hai-TECH-ku
   post_text: SCSI raid array
Why you so corrupt today?
IT in the fray

Linus had a plan
Taking on Bill Gates and clan
Server wars began

Open Source you say
Woe is our business model!
Who the hell will pay?

Oh my god, it's free!
Oh the poor economy!
White-collars will starve 

Marketing VP
Selling all your shit to me
Hang you from a tree
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     post_id: 173
post_subject: Finish this sentence...
   post_text: Jesus couldn't possibly have died for my sins,_________________.

*the more horrible, the better.
*************************** 36. row ***************************
     post_id: 177
post_subject: 
   post_text: ... I haven't opened an abortion clinic yet 

... I sell herion to middle school kids

... I voted for Bush
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     post_id: 178
post_subject: 
   post_text: ... mary was a cock-smuggling whore-about-Bethlehem

... cuz God gave us the gift of date rape drugs

... sodomy laws are hard to enforce