Me: ok.  240k = 
Me: ready?
Me: every two weeks (excepting increased taxes)
Edgar: go
Me: you'd have $6,667 in the bank.  $13,334 a month.  IN THE BANK.
Me: So by Xmas, (assuming you spend 20% of it) ... you'd have a $96,000
present budget.
Me: come on.
Me: You'd leave.
Me: pay your friend 10k.
Me: who cares?
Me: 240k = set
Edgar: lol
Edgar: one again, if he'd let me go, I'd do it
Me: work two years... take 4 off.
Edgar: but I'm not leaving for money
Me: fuck you.  you have a price.  jesus.
Me: Donna would make you.
Me: Donna: "See this?"  [zip]  "None, until you quit!"
Me: Donna: "Go on!"  [whip]
Me: everyone has a price.
Me: Jesus: [nod]
Edgar: not now
Edgar: sorry dude
Edgar: I couldn't in good conscience
Me: BS!
Me: 540k.
Me: 26k/month.
Edgar: so, would you let someone beat up kristin for 1 billion dollars?
Me: Yes.
Edgar: omfgwtfbbq
Edgar: kill her?
Me: because she'd do it.
Me: no.
Edgar: c'mon chris
Edgar: everyone has a price
Me: so your job = donna's life?
Me: man, you're mean.
Me: Wait until she hears that?
Edgar: my point is, you gotta draw the line someone
Me: NOPE
Edgar: the "everyone has a price" varies
Me: IT DOES
Edgar: lol
Edgar: ?!
Me: what if, you offered 234178923847123894 trillion dollars.
Me: and it had value ...
Me: I could save the world.
Me: I'd kill Kristin.
Me: Think about it.  I could save many, many lives.
Me: I could probably invent resurrection!
Me: freeze -> HUGE R&D budge -> life
Me: So, I still have a price.
Edgar: as it relates to the job thing - I'm not leaving for money
Me: Essentially, near infinite dollars.
Edgar: unless my friend is cool w/ it
Me: B.S.
Me: pay him.
Edgar: prove me wrong
Me: ok.
Edgar: offer me a job
Me: 1 million an hour.
Edgar: contract me for eleventy billion dollars
Me: You're gay.
Me: 1 year, beer/underpants job.  $11,000,000,000.
Me: want it?
Edgar: yes
Edgar: take it? no
Me: You'd ask your friend, "Hey, um, I want to take this job."
Me: "How much they offering?"
Me: WHY THE FUCK NOT
Edgar: lol
Me: you're so gay Edgar.
Edgar: that's my point
Me: Buy your friend's business.
Edgar: if he was cool w/ it, I'd go
Me: jesus fucking christ.
Me: What do you think he'
Edgar: obviously he would say yes
Me: he'd say?
Me: god.
Edgar: lol
Me: So you wouldn't take it, knowing that a sane person would say yes?
Me: Gimme a break.
Me: EVERYONE HAS A PRICE
Me: stfu
Me: when the deals on the table
vs.
AIM conversation
Me: deal's*
Edgar: there's only one way to know ...
Edgar: *waiting for $11billon offer