------------------------------------- UNTITLED, THE MOVIE ------------------------------------- CHARACTERS Ben: watches porn while doing everything, has crap in his car Tom: is left for dead at a bus stop, told "we'll be right there" Cory: Wired, hyper. Cory. Todd: Tall, head off the screen the whole time. Never gets a cigarette lit. Anthony: self James: self TL: ? Brian Tevens: Brian's just standing across the street, in a cowboy hat and reflective sunglasses, and everyonce in a while he takes the cigar out of his mouth and says "Nice pants . . . . . . FAAAAAAG" SCENE 1 [ midnight, in a parking lot. two guys laying on a hood of a car ] TL: So when do you think we'll do this? Ben: We'll probably start tomorrow. TL: You think we'll start filming tomorrow? [ TL pauses, thinking ] Ben: Unless we're gay. TL: But what if we turn out to be gay? I mean, wouldn't that suck? Ben: By then we'll be sucking and gay. We won't care. TL: Gosh. Tomorrow is going to suck. [ Cory runs up, out of breath ] Cory: Chris is calling Anthony about the movie! [freeze frame on Cory ] Ben Voiceover: We've always said that our circle of friends needs a manual for anyone who is hanging out with us. [ voiceover continues with a scene of a book being opened ] Ben Voiceover: It would contain all the sayings, movie quotes and inside information so that an ordinary person ... [ scene changes to "ordinary person" walking down street or drive by filming ] Ben Voiceover: ... could hang out with us. [ Cory freeze frame starts again, muted, Cory continues to talk wildy, running around ] Ben Voiceover: When Cory explains something, it's an amazing display of concentration. He'll somehow shut out the rest of the entire world and give you absolutely everything he's got when he talks to you. Have you ever watched a cat hunting a bird? Cory talks about Ping Pong the same way a starving Cat hunts for food. [ Cory is continuing to explain something, muted ] Ben Voiceover: Once, we sat in a Denny's for 2 hours trying to get a check while Cory explained how designing a salt shaker is a lot like Western Economic Theory [ Cory unmutes ] Cory: Well come on! [ Camera follows group walking to Chris on cell phone ] Chris: God, this phone sucks!