OMGZ SIR! REMAIN CALM! I AM A PROFESSIONAL driver AND I CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR BASEBALL OUT OF YOUR WINDSHEILD! PULL OVER! PULL OVER! Yes, I know WE ARE GOING *swerve* 60 MPH! NO IT IS NOT A GAG SIR! YOU HAVE A BASEBALL LODGED IN YOUR REAR WINDOW *wind* … I SAID, YOU HAVE A BASEBALL LODGED IN YOUR REAR WINDOW!!! PULL OVER AND I WILL HELP YOU GET IT OUT! THIR! IT COULD BE AN EXPLOSIVE MODEL SPORTING GOOD! *wind* SPORTING good! … EXPLOSIVE … SPORTING GOOD!

HOLD ON!!!111shift-one

*brakes*

*accelerate*

IT’S STILL THERE SIR! THE BASEBALL IS STILL IN YOUR REAR WINDSHIELD! PULL OVER AND I WILL HELP YOU! YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T SEE IT IN YOUR SIDE VIEW MIRROR BECAUSE YOUR FORD EXCURSION IS QUITE THE LARGE VEHICLE! *revv* PULL OVER AND I’LL HOIST YOU UP OFF THE BACK BUMPER TO REACH IT! WE CAN DO THIS! … REMAIN CALM AND WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER!

I took everything that I have been playing around with in my CubaseTests folder (all these recent postings etc) and mixed them down to one file. Yes. 57 songs in one.

soxmix: Input file spotty foreheads.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file test.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file TL t3h gh3y.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file tl_is_jack_london.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file tl_is_jack_london_bridge.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file triangle puller.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file Ultrasonic Suck.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file undead-01.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file undead.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file vur.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Input file vur_reborn.mp3.wav: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding signed (2′s complement), 2 channels
soxmix: Output file EVERYTHING_PEW_VURREBORN.ogg: using sample rate 44100
size shorts, encoding Vorbis, 2 channels
soxmix: Output file: comment “Processed by SoX”

It looked something like that. It took a while. Lots of crunching. And, like I expected, what you get is noise. Combine all sounds and you get a hiss. Combine all colors and you get black. Combine all light and you get white. White noise, somehow related.

Anyway, enjoy this combination of nothing. It fades out because each song is falling off and every song is dropping off and every song is 1/57th of the volume. I also love how TL is jack is the longest one (very quietly).

Download audio file (EVERYTHING_CubaseTests_omfg.mp3)

says Chris Early, studio manager for Microsoft’s casual-games unit, noting that the solitaire game built into Windows is really the forerunner of casual computer gaming. “It’s the most started app in the world,” Early said.

Me: Yes! Solitaire MMO!
Me: Multitaire!
Me: Ok, so your level is the rank of suit! Yeah! “Hey! What level are you in hearts!?”
Me: “I’m level 10 of hearts!”
Me: “I am a Jack. I need to go talk to the King of Hearts to turn in this quest?”
Me: “What quest?”
Me: “It’s called, do you have any two’s?”
Me: “o rly?”
Me: “Ya rly! I have to kill these blackjacks until two’s drop!”
Me: “I love this game!”
Me: “I just shot my face off!”
Matt: good

I fail to impress apparently… stop hating the spaz. Spaz’s unite. Spazii? Spazians? Whatever. Haters hug us plz, kthx.

No! I’m the president! I have a helicopter and everything! Salute me! *sobby* No! I’m the commander in chief! *sobby* Make bumper stickers about me! … about meeeeee! *hands to sky*

Damn you WoW! Damn yewwww! *fade to black*

{what}

A reading from Screecher… and he went into the barn to fetch a bit of straw. And a straw was fetched. And no straw was left unfetched. h00t.

During the ceremony globalist leaders from across North America and the rest of the world watch as a black garbed boatman delivers the effigy of a human being to be burned at the feet of the 40-50ft tall stone owl god by robe clad druid-like priests. Participants openly worship the owl and scream for the burning death of the human effigy.

Owlmen.