Finished Darksiders. Really great game overall. I was only two armageddon blade shards away from the end. I got the abysmal armor set and had no problems with the end boss (one shot). I hope they do another one. It was a great ride although the framerate and feel was kinda weird the whole way through.

Tonbos is playing WoW again. I’m about 20% tempted. But I’ve got some fun productive things rolling on squarism, can’t lose the groove. I’m interested as to what has changed. But I’m not excited about being overwhelmed again. I tried playing again about a year ago and it was a bit overpowering. I just looked at my inventory, all the items, all the things to do and no one really noticed I was back. I don’t think anything will have changed in that regard but I’m interested to see how Kittycylsm will affect the game.

Finished PixelJunk shooter. I was just a few gems away from opening the last boss fight.

Right now, I’m starting back up on Heavy Rain. Then my finish list looks something like this:

• MLB08 (one season)
• Demon’s Souls (I might sell it actually)
• Okami
• Assasin’s Creed 2
• Skate (1)
• Little Big Planet
• Beatles Rock Band
• Rock Band 2

I don’t even want to talk about the unopened list. Hey Batman, I see you.

I took the day to rearrange my whole AV setup which took about 4 hours. Try moving your amp around. It’s goddamn impossible without unplugging everything.

On the plus side, my setup is better.

On the down side, I’m outright buying my 2nd xbox which will be the 4th I’ve had.

A waterfall rendered so realistically that I got a glass of water.

Megaman is hard as balls. I suck at Megaman 9 and I’ve always sucked at any other one. It’s goddamn twitch shit. I can’t fucking stand elite twitch games. Ok, maybe you are good at megaman, street fighter 4 and all the other games I suck at. Great. You have my respect. But after that, there’s still a game there that I’ve barely seen.

Enter rewind.

Rewind is a feature on emulators that I’ve been slowly noticing. Maybe Braid turned me onto it. I’m not sure. Anyway, it simply rewinds time. Died on some spikes after carefully jumping over 20 blocks? No problem, just back up a few seconds. On one bar of health on the final boss? No problem, patiently rewind 100x and you’ll eventually get it.

So I beat it in one 1up (sorta) and actually had fun doing it. It was so pleasant that I got around to finally beating Gradius too. That’s only taken me since about 1986 to beat it.

Megaman has a great ending song and I’m going to remix it. Next up, Megaman 2? Damn, if only rewind worked on all the consoles …

Who cares? Well it’s kind of a bit of insight into what was going on in the gaming world around this time. The PS3 was in development and Polyphony Digital (the devs of Gran Turismo) were famous for polishing their titles to obsessive levels. It was going to be a huge drought in the definitive racing series. Around this time too was the launch of the 360. Forza 2 was getting good reviews and I picked it up thinking it was going to be a cute diversion like Need for Speed or something like that.

Forza 2 turned out to be a hardcore racing game on par with Gran Turismo’s simulation take on racing games. It has a bit more edge than the weird mature smooth jazz GT style from japan but the gameplay is realistically pleasing to a GT player. I started Forza 2 when it was released (May 2007) and I’ve been racing a few circuits whenever I’ve had time or gotten an itch. So at 2.5 years, it took a long time to finish.

The ending was very weak and excepting the achievement, nothing really happened. I just finished all the races and put it away. Meh. But good game.

When GT5 comes out, I’m going all out with a G27 wheel and racing stand.

I am excited about forward progress and I want to have a minority report TV but this is a major software corporation who is copying Miis and remotes. There is nothing to be had that tech demos and mini games haven’t already given us. If the Wii Motion Plus can give us a light saber game then there is no market left for a light saber game where I hold an even more imaginary light saber. I turn a plastic remote into a sword, this is much more exciting than turning air into a sword.

The end-game is appealing. In a living room full of plastic peripherals; wheels, musical instruments, fishing gear, dance floors, tennis rackets, guns and even skateboards are approximated and interpreted as impressionistic clutter. Natal would lay waste to these contextual inputs where only one is useful at a time and all else lay in a closet. One would get upset if a basketball team had 5,000 players on the bench. Natal would abstract away the physical implementation of these plastics and make me become a sign language yoga traffic cop. This is the future but I don’t Microsoft to take me there.

Vaporware is a steamy cloud of water droplets emitting from a hot mouth (drama!). You can polish it up because the budget is limitless. You don’t have to worry about engineering and effort because you haven’t slaved away on anything yet. Everything is possible because no one can warn us of vaporware’s eventual let down. It is hope and blue sky. Burning off this vaporware fog is as easy as asking for a tech demo.

The video that made me buy Scribblenauts a million times is one where they try to break the illusion. Where I saw promises, I now see delivery. The testers of Scribblenauts write down random words and content appears. Precognitive design has happened. An artist built a Kraken and assigned animation to it. This is delivery, this is the work done and delivered into the hands of users. Natal has to have this test administered by skeptics and be able to interpret “Einstein fights God”.

I have started it many times and either lost the save or lost track of what was going on. Buying and starting the DS version was a good move. They cleaned up a lot of stuff and the DS has a dependable save game function built into the cart itself.

When I worked in Florida at a Sony call center (hey, that’s a good job down there). I worked a 4pm-2am shift. There was a guy there who loved Chrono Trigger. He played it on an emulator while waiting for calls (I’m sure he had beaten it many times). I remember asking him what it was. He was very nerdy and nice at the same time about it. I must have seemed like such an outsider. This was in 1999. 10 years later I finally get around to beating it.

I followed a walkthrough and that made it much easier to find all the secrets etc. But it really wasn’t needed. It was fun seeing “omg massive damage” at the end but it was really a cake walk. I grinded a little bit at the end to get infinite strength capsules while listening to TWiT for 2 hours but it was more radio listening than playing. In the end, I had about 26 hours logged. Not horrible at all.

The game is very symbolic, er maybe not symbolic. I guess I mean they have circular and emotional story elements that very much make the game seem bigger than it is. For a game that is very dated, it still does a lot with sprites and cheap 2D effects. I’m glad to have this one packed away. Maybe 10 years from now I’ll beat it again.

2019. It’s a date.

I skipped the pigeon shooting in GTA4. It’s a mini game where you go around the city and shoot the “flying rats”. There are a crap-ton of them so I was marking them off in a digital map with a photoshop clone named Pixelmator. My little system was working great until I counted up how many I had left. My count was 57 and the game’s count was 58. That means I marked one down wrong. I spent some time backtracking but it was too much to deal with. Finding a missing bird is harder than finding a bird (and they are already hard to find). A bird that exists at least has a red glow on it and a missing bird is not as obvious. So I gave up on the whole goddamn thing.

The image above is from Beyond Good & Evil. Hmm, how to describe BG&E. I’ll keep this short. It’s an underrated and undersold adventure game from Ubisoft. It’s not as good as the fans say imo. I enjoyed parts of it (like the parts near the end) but it’s not the underdog that everyone says it is. I found it very frustrating and not that engaging. It had a very european developer feel to it (nothing wrong with that). It was just a little bit off most of the time. The controls were weird, the game engine didn’t keep up and the camera and level design was like playing blind pinball. I nearly sold it but then took it off the sell pile to put a nail in it. I’m just glad it’s done.

Fast forward to this past weekend when all my new parts came in for a brand new gaming rig. The parts were much less money and much faster. It’s a hilarious cycle. And even as shiny as my new toy is, I know it will return to dust when FPSTechDemo 2012 requires a house-glowing flux capacitor to run.

Here are some quick stats.
BOX: Antec P182 Case
CPU: E8600 3.33ghz dual core
MEM: 4gb DDR3-1600
VID: ATI 4870X2 2gb
MB: asus rampage extreme x48
evga 790i ultra

It was a dramatic build. I spent 16 hours straight (skipping dinner and lunch the next day) putting it together. At first, I cabled it all up. Then it would just turn on / turn off. It wouldn’t even stay on. So piece by piece, I dismantled it trying to figure out what was wrong. I thought it was a short, I thought it was the CPU, it could be anything.

So then I dismantled everything and put the motherboard on a towel. I had the power supply in the case powering the board with a single cpu fan hooked up to the motherboard. The board has a power button on the board itself so I didn’t even have to hook up the chassis jumpers. Nothing else (no cpu, no memory, no cards) were hooked up. Eventually I replaced the power supply and the motherboard with retail-bought replacements. This was annoying because ripping out a motherboard and power supply is like removing your skeletal system and then your circulatory system.

After making these swaps, everything seemed to run fine on an EVGA 790i Ultra motherboard. I lost the ability to do crossfire but I was fine with that for now. About 3 months later, I wasn’t quite done with this thing. I ordered another 4870×2 to do quad gpu. I put the asus crossfire board back in. It was a tight fit in the case and the heat coming out of the back really did warm the room. It was a bit louder too (the whole thing was loud by itself). It was marginal gain for the titles I play so I returned it.

Yes it plays Crysis. Although Very High still isn’t playable. High looks just fine. Even the developers said that they threw that setting in for future systems.