I beat Megaman 1 on NES (I cheated).

Megaman is hard as balls. I suck at Megaman 9 and I’ve always sucked at any other one. It’s goddamn twitch shit. I can’t fucking stand elite twitch games. Ok, maybe you are good at megaman, street fighter 4 and all the other games I suck at. Great. You have my respect. But after that, there’s still a game there that I’ve barely seen.

Enter rewind.

Rewind is a feature on emulators that I’ve been slowly noticing. Maybe Braid turned me onto it. I’m not sure. Anyway, it simply rewinds time. Died on some spikes after carefully jumping over 20 blocks? No problem, just back up a few seconds. On one bar of health on the final boss? No problem, patiently rewind 100x and you’ll eventually get it.

So I beat it in one 1up (sorta) and actually had fun doing it. It was so pleasant that I got around to finally beating Gradius too. That’s only taken me since about 1986 to beat it.

Megaman has a great ending song and I’m going to remix it. Next up, Megaman 2? Damn, if only rewind worked on all the consoles …