Went to the beach for New Years 2010. It was about 30 degrees there and windy as crap. Obviously no one was the beach because it was a very cold January. A few interesting things happened while we were there.

• There were surfers in the water. I don’t get it. They had bodysuits, sure. But we all were freezing in the air and they were in the water. Crazy pants.
• My gas cap closed in the wind when I was filling up. A little gas cap. The car door was like a sail. I didn’t have to close it, I just let it go and the wind slammed it shut.
• I heard an older couple talking at the outlets. The woman said, “you should get that coat”. The old man replied, “well I might die tomorrow and that would be a waste of a coat”.
• I was buying a poker set at Wal-Mart (so crappy) and I was Twittering while I was waiting for her to ring it up. She rang it up faster than I thought and she was waiting for me to pay. I looked up eventually and she was Twittering. I swiped my card and walked out. For a moment there, we were both Twittering at the check-out and everything was standing still.

On another note, I’m trying to say twenty ten instead of two thousand ten because it was nineteen eighty and not nineteen thousand eighty.