Comments on: N52te http://ubernub.com/2007/10/04/n52te Wed, 10 Aug 2011 04:34:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Wookie http://ubernub.com/2007/10/04/n52te/comment-page-1#comment-3098 Wookie Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:07:12 +0000 http://hexameter.com/2007/10/04/n52te/#comment-3098 Comment the first: NERD! WEAK NERD! Seriously - you know why your stuff was still there and it wasn't because the fine people at blizzard are nostalgic in the way Jabba wanted to sit around sipping teas and reminiscing over his Han Solo carbonite coffee table discussing that time he smuggled half his Vraggit Rubies out of his palace on Tatooine - it's because they know as long as they store it and pay the 0.0003% of a canadian dollar ($0.04 USD) they'll be able to lure your kind back in. "Oh you wanna come back for the expansion? Sure - just pay $20 for the expansion and that $15 will go straight back on that - Mastercard was it?" Comment the second: I loved my NS2 for FPS once you got used to it, but the "new" one (Belkin bought them? crap) looks the exact same save for the thinner keys, new paint jorb, and cool shiny blue lights. Other than that the buttons are the same, layout is the same, everything. Come to think of it, thats actually kinda refreshing - no annoying reintroduction, no learning curve, follows the "dont fix what ain't fucked" mentality. Man - Logitech are you taking notes on this? Good. Seriously though - WoW is in insidious disease that should be classified and cultured for study at the CDC before it's turned into a WMD and used against us by China. "Mr. President - it's China - they've invaded the badlands, they have all the gold, and like a bajillion pali healers - looks like they mean business" "Dear GOD no! Send for the joint chiefs of enchanted elven warstaffs" Comment the first: NERD! WEAK NERD! Seriously – you know why your stuff was still there and it wasn’t because the fine people at blizzard are nostalgic in the way Jabba wanted to sit around sipping teas and reminiscing over his Han Solo carbonite coffee table discussing that time he smuggled half his Vraggit Rubies out of his palace on Tatooine – it’s because they know as long as they store it and pay the 0.0003% of a canadian dollar ($0.04 USD) they’ll be able to lure your kind back in. “Oh you wanna come back for the expansion? Sure – just pay $20 for the expansion and that $15 will go straight back on that – Mastercard was it?”

Comment the second: I loved my NS2 for FPS once you got used to it, but the “new” one (Belkin bought them? crap) looks the exact same save for the thinner keys, new paint jorb, and cool shiny blue lights. Other than that the buttons are the same, layout is the same, everything. Come to think of it, thats actually kinda refreshing – no annoying reintroduction, no learning curve, follows the “dont fix what ain’t fucked” mentality. Man – Logitech are you taking notes on this? Good.

Seriously though – WoW is in insidious disease that should be classified and cultured for study at the CDC before it’s turned into a WMD and used against us by China. “Mr. President – it’s China – they’ve invaded the badlands, they have all the gold, and like a bajillion pali healers – looks like they mean business” “Dear GOD no! Send for the joint chiefs of enchanted elven warstaffs”

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