N52te

I’m a moment of weakness, I started playing WoW again. A new patch, a new expansion and voip features drew me in like a swirling vortex of infinite monthly expenses. I resisted for 3 months, a whole quarter year (in boozehound terms). All of my things were still there, frozen in time and restored instantly from some mega-SAN storage unit once a card verification engine gave me a “1″.

My rows in a massive character database probably did something like this:

update player_table set account_status=”active” where player_id=”chris”;

Of course, “Chris” would be a login name or whatever. And I’m sure Blizzard has a crazy SAN/cluster setup that does 100x the work and complexity that I think of. Their job board is very appealing for someone as me who likes to think about how this monstrosity operates. Of course, heading to the West Coast on a whim would upheave habits and ruts. But that doesn’t kill the job posting at Blizzard for a SAN Administrator.

It’s extremely overwhelming to be in the throws again, not knowing what has changed and having a flood of aggravation & memory instantly jogged. I feel like rip-van-winkle and everyone is riding on hoverboards. As far as content, I am a newbie again with so little free-time compared to the people running around in front of me. I think I never want to be resurrected if such technology is devised, I would be constantly be lagging.

Company of Heroes is crashing on my non-stop. I haven’t found a fix. Synergy is also giving me problems. You can read about that on my other neglected tech-only blog (sigh, no … wait… no apologies).

I sent my Xbox 360 packing in a box today. The repair process has started. I feel comforted by the few tens of blogs that actually documented the shipping process. I don’t know if I’ll be surprised if someone has a site about how to throw up poisoned food properly.

The nostromo has an update coming in November. It’s plenty shiny and the “quick keys” is a welcomed improvement. I only used mine for CS and WoW and even then I found it an equal to the standard keyboard. It helps with stress, comfort and has “hover car future svelt” but I put it away. Just as my recall to the MMO, I’ll give it another shot.

The keys on the N52 were a bit slow and changing something familiar is always hard. It took me weeks and weeks to get my system down and the software did a good enough job of making this intrusion easy to manage.

Anyway, that’s it for now. Someone tell Alex Albreicht “hey I knew you and I listen to you podcast”, I’m sick of trying to contact him. Kthx.

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Comment the first: NERD! WEAK NERD! Seriously – you know why your stuff was still there and it wasn’t because the fine people at blizzard are nostalgic in the way Jabba wanted to sit around sipping teas and reminiscing over his Han Solo carbonite coffee table discussing that time he smuggled half his Vraggit Rubies out of his palace on Tatooine – it’s because they know as long as they store it and pay the 0.0003% of a canadian dollar ($0.04 USD) they’ll be able to lure your kind back in. “Oh you wanna come back for the expansion? Sure – just pay $20 for the expansion and that $15 will go straight back on that – Mastercard was it?”

Comment the second: I loved my NS2 for FPS once you got used to it, but the “new” one (Belkin bought them? crap) looks the exact same save for the thinner keys, new paint jorb, and cool shiny blue lights. Other than that the buttons are the same, layout is the same, everything. Come to think of it, thats actually kinda refreshing – no annoying reintroduction, no learning curve, follows the “dont fix what ain’t fucked” mentality. Man – Logitech are you taking notes on this? Good.

Seriously though – WoW is in insidious disease that should be classified and cultured for study at the CDC before it’s turned into a WMD and used against us by China. “Mr. President – it’s China – they’ve invaded the badlands, they have all the gold, and like a bajillion pali healers – looks like they mean business” “Dear GOD no! Send for the joint chiefs of enchanted elven warstaffs”



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