Previously, I made up something about my wife using the printer for insane messages.

So it’s possible that a recent update nuked her print ability, ahem, our print ability. She was our last hope. Our sole printer. Now no one can print mapquest directions and files named hee_hee.txt contianing important information like Your dumb face smells like stupid, hee hee..

Randomly, I guess someone stumbled upon my blog (quick! self censor! sellllf ceennnnsorrrr!) and made my wildest dreams come true. I heard the inkjet whir up and anonymously spit out the following announcement:

I picked up the print out and was like, “what?! oh.” *sigh*