Jesus fucking Christ.

Did you ever see Ice Age? You know how the nut scenes were freaking hilarious but the parts like

My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should have seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quickly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricated the cave door, and covered their tracks, and went through water so I’d lose their scent, and… and… who needs them anyway?

were kinda like “um, wait, I don’t have any kids” why aren’t I watching Lethal Weapon? Well, that’s what KH1 was like. It was kinda like Ice Age. A good movie, but would you see it again? No. Would you buy the DVD? No. Do you feel like you aren’t going to get laid watching it? Yes. But are you married? Yes. So maybe you should have some more popcorn and see Ice Age 2? Pass the butter.

Anyway, 56 hours to beat it. The ending and the parts leading up to the ending were extremely satisfying. The very, very last screen says “The End” with the covershot. It doesn’t repeat, it doesn’t let you start a new game. The end is the end and the only way you can start any other task is by resetting your PS2. And that’s the way it should fucking be. I’m looking at you NES Rampage.