OMGZ SIR! REMAIN CALM! I AM A PROFESSIONAL driver AND I CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR BASEBALL OUT OF YOUR WINDSHEILD! PULL OVER! PULL OVER! Yes, I know WE ARE GOING *swerve* 60 MPH! NO IT IS NOT A GAG SIR! YOU HAVE A BASEBALL LODGED IN YOUR REAR WINDOW *wind* … I SAID, YOU HAVE A BASEBALL LODGED IN YOUR REAR WINDOW!!! PULL OVER AND I WILL HELP YOU GET IT OUT! THIR! IT COULD BE AN EXPLOSIVE MODEL SPORTING GOOD! *wind* SPORTING good! … EXPLOSIVE … SPORTING GOOD!

HOLD ON!!!111shift-one

*brakes*

*accelerate*

IT’S STILL THERE SIR! THE BASEBALL IS STILL IN YOUR REAR WINDSHIELD! PULL OVER AND I WILL HELP YOU! YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T SEE IT IN YOUR SIDE VIEW MIRROR BECAUSE YOUR FORD EXCURSION IS QUITE THE LARGE VEHICLE! *revv* PULL OVER AND I’LL HOIST YOU UP OFF THE BACK BUMPER TO REACH IT! WE CAN DO THIS! … REMAIN CALM AND WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER!