A friend of mine did some awesome poop in his spare time. He picked up a crap guitar, a crap bass and his powerbook at the place where he teaches music. He recorded a pretty sweet groove with some dirty drums behind it. Recorded through the Powerbook’s crap mic I think but it came out all nice and dirty.

Here’s the goddamn original:

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It’s decent. It’s catchy. But, like all beautiful things … I had to destroy it. Tramp flowers.

Here’s the sacrificial lamb:

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It starts out as a polka slaughter. Sparing no one, humiliated, insulting and omnivorous. But then I caught an idea at the end and tried to turn the world back into a happy place. It may be corny at the end but it was kinda a soulful hook there for a sec, had to build on it.

N’Joy.