Matt: Ep1 will be $20
Matt: but
Matt: they are estimating 4 to 6 hours of gameplay
Me: WHAT 4-6 hours?
Me: man come on!
Matt: w/e
Matt: you’ll pay it
Me: Oh what card to play.
Me: I could play the WoW card (the easiest and freshest with most trivia integrity):
I raid for 4-6 hours a night.
Me: I could play the DS card (the more obscure):
saying that a little chip of FFIV has 4-6 hours just to meet everyone in your party
Me: I could play the lame-o card (citing all the GAY games that have more than that):
- GRAW
- Rampage
- X3:Reunion
- Gun
Me: I could play the $20 card (comparing it to other goods):
- 2 movies = $20 and 4-6 hours plus a smelly seat
- $20 of starbucks would make me run around for 4-6 hours
- $20 in pennies is a good workout for 4-6 hours
Me: it’s probably gay sex
Me: In your ass.
Me: Yes Matt.
Me: Steam is going to pre-load in your butt.
Me: Everyone. Around the world.
Me: Controls:
W – in
S – out
X – clench
1 – KY
2 – Ben-Wah Balls
3 – Suicide Pill
Matt: ow