Me: Smorshfist Wotring
Me: Brackless Destiny Wotring
Me: Super Mushlette Wotring
Me: Moppy Wrangler
Me: Strandy Undie
Jeff: Popper Nestify
Me: Stop Westification Wotring
Jeff: Gorgon Hiesenburg Wotring
Jeff: Valhalla Krytos Wotring
Me: Geurselee Yorker
Me: Xythosian Aantombler Wotring
Jeff: I’Moorlak Ghys-zvhydruen Wotring
Me: Barrading Stimpy
Me: Revolving Trussmiffler
Jeff: Farvlow Abingdon
Jeff: Portulance Constituent
Me: Yord de Vord
Jeff: Borque E Borque
Me: Yord de Vord, I drive a Ford.
Me: Ferdy Herder
Jeff: Megatron Humphry Wotring
Me: Ms. Spathy Penetratelson Wotring
Me: Mr. Youngly Molerithe
Jeff: Mothra Yessireebob Wotring
Me: Ronky Squeeknerf
Jeff: Zabadoo Zebediah Zachariah Wotring
Me: zzzw. what’s up man.
Jeff: Fritz Cornshuuter Wotring
Me: Vadim Yortgagger
Me: Colluna Treecutter
Jeff: Moo-shin Mipants Wotring
Jeff: Herman Colostomy Dillon
Me: …
Me: Jeff Loves Dillon
Jeff: Weekends Walter Jousting Wotring
Jeff: what.
Me: My name is Jeff Dillon.
Jeff: Heterosexual Raymond
Me: Middle Initial?
Me: L.
Me: Middle Name?
Jeff: LOL
Me: loves
Me: errr
Jeff: “Notgay Wotring”
Jeff: will either be very fitting or hilariously ironic
Me: Bushy Genitad Wotring
Jeff: Merch Oomph Woring
Me: Curvey Didlo
Jeff: Dildo would be funnier
Me: No. Too obvious.
Me: Echotomy Rattler
Jeff: Euwish Euwera
Me: ViHov Blerker
Me: Lisner Preturk
Jeff: Laserbeak Oracle Wotring
Jeff: [transformers are always fun]
Me: Sniffley Reekomang
Jeff: Horatio Allistair Crumplebum Wotring III
Jeff: [always]
Me: Toodner Horfnert
Jeff: Whinst Pigillicaughty
Me: Ariel McVaccublarg
Jeff: Oid McBoyd Wotring
Me: Anystrewn Slew
Jeff: Chaotic Orantangelo
Me: Linechopper Ninerstopper
Me: ooh nice one
Jeff: Lemonjello Pajamordin
Me: Heresy Creambragger
Jeff: Satari Antelopermuffin
Me: Amiga Humpyspill
Me: Rumpy Trickle
Jeff: Velcro Prototympanic Wotring
Me: Pluggo van Servoblank
Jeff: Ribbed Anderfilter
Me: Dr. Wrank Birthsoup
Jeff: Positivarity Giorgina
Jeff: St. Ironitude Lifekicker
Me: Ironitude. lol.
Jeff: Placental Discharge
Me: You better adjust your ironitude mister!
Me: Labian Spearson
Jeff: Sarcasting Philanthropology
Jeff: LOL
Jeff: Labian
Jeff: AHHHHHHHH
Me: lol
Jeff: Vulvic Bypasser Wotring
Me: Vagley Dripingly
Jeff: Rectal Thermometry Wotring
Me: Peencorn Hatcher
Jeff: Madison Fuckerson
Me: Breastwitch Cranborn
Me: Sexicon Lexmixer
Jeff: Cocacola Pisspee
Me: Peeder Drinkmist
Jeff: Brastrappy Gigundomatic Wotring
Me: Shortnose Longbottom
Jeff: Bartenderized Uvular
Jeff: Properfucked Inspirateship Wotring
Me: Werst Prod Jr.
Jeff: Teakettle Annotated
Me: omg dude. … i just …
Me: I’m so spent.
Jeff: Yumter Halfquacked
Me: loi
Jeff: Fadriffic Anicdotomy
Jeff: Bipolish Pectoration
Jeff: Cheezery Brickscag
Jeff: Painteater Microfiche
Jeff: Peatshut Evertwick
Me: Downser Felloff
Jeff: Cerebonious Vichyfort
Me: Eltoid Buttmint