Me: and I have ir
Me: it
Me: I have ir too.
Jeff: i have ire
Me: ??
Jeff: meaning hate
Me: noice
Me: I have tire.
Me: It means condom.
Jeff: i have fire. meaning herpes.
Me: I have sire, meaning wife.
Jeff: i have liar. meaning atul.
Me: Good one!
Jeff: i have prior. meaning richard.
Me: I have briar, meaning Tar baby.
Me: Brier*
Jeff: i have fryer. It’s an asian wagon. Ladio Fryer.
Me: I have satire, meaning me working for a defense contrator.
Jeff: i have the shire. meaning where noah lives.
Me: omg
Me: fucking zing
Jeff: i have “everyone for hire”. meaning The EOCO.
Me: re-zing
Me: zing reloaded
Jeff: I have funeral pire. meaning the same.
Me: I have ches-hire, meaning George P.
Jeff: i have wearing a wire. as in SCC investigations of the jain family.
Me: ouch.
Me: Zing Revolutions.
Jeff: i have desire. as in robots can’t feel.
Jeff: i have higher. as in pay than what it was at teoco.
Jeff: *also see “standards”
Jeff: i have quagmire. well. thats pretty self-explanatory.
Me: I have dire. As in my teddy bear.
Jeff: i have ‘youre fired’. as in Bethany.
Me: Whoa. The Two Zing Towers.
Jeff: we’ll take the memic route thanks
Jeff: I have retire. as in Giuntini.
Me: that is true.
Me: The Return of the Zing King.
Jeff: i have squire. as in fender.
Me: the bass?
Jeff: I have underwire. As in boobs.
Me: Nice. Zing Episode IV: A New Zing
Jeff: i have lawyer. As in “mr wookie – you have been served. if you do not show up in court…”
Me: I have drier. As in Kelly looking at Arthur.
Jeff: i have pliers. Meaning NISCO, Sage, N
Jeff: !
Jeff: Malibu’s most Zing
Me: I have conspire. As in hackers + free time + SimplePHP
Me: I have inquire. As in me + beer + slut in Macados in 1996, no I totally didn’t know she was a guy but she’s pregant with my kid in Mexico and OMG Kristin is going to kill me.
Jeff: I have perspire. Meaning I punch fucktard n he nuts a lot.
Jeff: LOL
Me: I have transpire. As in my divorce in 2 years.
Me: I have McGuire. As in, you had me at ThanksGibbing.
Jeff: I have aspire. As in to not be poor all my days
Me: I have Townhouse Buyer. As in holy fucking 20k.
Jeff: i have Worchestershire. As in this beef tastes of salt and raisins.
Jeff: \m/
Jeff: Back to the Zing
Me: I have Fantastically Fabulous Attire. As in my pink thong that is starting to boost my rash.
Me: Zing. Zing a zong. Make it flappy. To last your own rife rong!
Me: Just Zing. Zing a song!
Me: zong* boo
Jeff: i have line of fire. as in could you move 3″ to the left.
Me: I have desire. No can do thir.
Jeff: i have choir. as in youre preaching to me.
Me: I have entire. As in you have memorized, family guy.
Me: I have wider. As in Bethany’s ass after eating ice cream for 40 years after she gets a semi and doesn’t know how she did.
Jeff: i have gruyere. as in cave-aged swiss cheese
Jeff: i have dyer. as in Tom Kin’s hair dresser.
Me: I have wiser. As in, she’ll be none-the …when I sneak in @ midnight and grab her man nuts.
Jeff: i have Geiger. meaning Gordon Freeman.
Jeff: LOL
Me: hehe
Jeff: Jurassic Zing II: The one with Goldbloom only
Jeff: I have Fly-er. As in the sequel to The Fly. Also with Jeff Goldbloom
Me: I have geyser. As in me after 10 Venti Mochas.
Me: Fly-er.
Me: lol
Me: I have Whiner. As in my blog.
Me: I have Berliner. As in “I AM A DOUGHNUT”.
Jeff: i have crimer. as in Amy Fisher.
Jeff: I have luxury liner. As in Leonardo Dicaprio SUCKS
Me: omg. Zing 2002: A Zing Obyssey.
Me: I have designer. As in the snake tattoo on my balls that I can animate to climb on your forehead.
Me: *wap*
Me: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zing.
Me: I have minor. As in Emma Watson.
Jeff: i have modifier. meaning +10 against agres
Jeff: *ogres. boo
Me: Oh nice.
Me: I have Hermione Granger. Ok whatever, she’ll be hot in about 12 years.
Jeff: I have shier. meaning scotch on the rocks.
Me: Omg, Emma Watson was born in 1990.
Me: I’m going to hell. Misinterpretation by Kristin or not.
Jeff: i have require. Meaning not to see sling blade.
Jeff: shes 15
Me: lol
Me: Wow.
Me: I thought I was joking about 12 years.
Jeff: you have a cellmate sodomizer. as in you’re going to jail, perv.
Me: That’s a 10-4 niner. As in “read you loud and clear”
Jeff: i have goblet of fire. meaning chris [hearts] 15-year old chicks
Jeff: i have begigner. meaning not cancer
Me: I have shiner. As in meeting Emma Watson’s Dad in a bar and showing up to work the next day.
Me: I have Niger. As in, no that N word is okay. It’s a country.
Jeff: i have diner. silver.
Me: I have slicer. As in hymen.
Jeff: i have vaginer. As in JFK loved ‘em.
Jeff: I have fertilizer. Meaning in my pants.
Me: I have slider. As in you on your pants downhill.
Jeff: I have exerciser. As in father O’Dowd.
Me: I have cider. As in puked on Father ODowd.
Jeff: I have limewire. As in pwn3d by spyware.
Me: I have spider. As in google logging your warez.
Jeff: I have wider. meaning my ass.
Me: Zing. The next generation.
Jeff: I have grinder. Meaning hoagie.
Me: I have Rob Schneider. As in Hoagies and Grinders, Lunchlady lady and Holy Shit he and Adam Sandler are in everything together.
Me: wow, I fucked that up.
Jeff: i have Mira. as in Sorvino
Me: The space station?
Jeff: thats mir
Me: Oh, that’s Mir, Soviet.
Jeff: mira sorvino = actress
Me: LOL
Me: I’m dating Mir.
Jeff: LOL