Cellphones, PDA, laptops, mp3 players, security cameras, traffic cameras, web cams all have microphones in them. All of these microphones record me and later input the conversation into a secured database in the headquarters of the National Organization of Central Agency (NOCA). They review and process my words through a language filter, scoring my nationalism, sarcasm, joy, general apathy, specific apathy, creative thought, independent views, propensity to ‘OBEY’ and will power. Those ratings gets transferred into a rather large and obscured number they call a control number. The control number is a 9 digit number known by us as a social security number (SSN).

If my control number no longer matches my social security number, the NOCA subtly notifies Disney, NBC, Dell, Apple Computer, NPR, eBay, dc.Craigslist.com, Paramount Pictures, MTV, yahoo.com to modify their content directed at me to adjust my ingestion of media, words, ideas so to realign my score until it matches my SSN again.

It is only when we act in unpredictable ways that we can influence this process. I hope to generate random actions in such a way as to send a number to NOCA that will crash their central super computer with a stack overflow. I think the number I need is 221998031 but I think that involves flapping my arms up and down, buttering toast, reading the 2nd Harry Potter book backwards, chastising a blue stick on moral decay in New Jersery during the 1930s and wallowing in a baby pool filly with mildly spicy General Tso’s chicken.

The logistics of doing all of these things at the same time has been, up to this point, been extremely hard to arrange … Barnes and Noble is totally sold out of the 2nd Harry Potter book.