I’m laughing my OS off all the way to the bank.
Your windows server just got addicted to crank.
I would emailed you but my subj: line is blank.
You woulda known that had your Makefile had Make’d.

Can’t touch what you can’t grep and you’re grep’ing the blind
Can’t search on my shizz if you’re using MS find
I’m playing Doom8 and you’re sweeping the mines
Come over Gentoo with your round ass behind.

Drop down box says, broke busted and lame
Got more play than a Multi-Massive On Game
Got life, like a half 2 game of the same Name
So sit on John’s lap on his Coltrane Blue Train

NPR ran a story about Bill Gates the fag
I turned up the volume while racing on drag
And Tux put on his cap that still had on the tag
Until we hit bambi head on and he looked like a stag

Newegg had a CRT but I blew them away
When I ordered 10 LCDs of black plastic and grey.
And they overnighted them to me so I could then play.
10 instances of solitaire thus making me ghey.

Jeff: do a “how the nerd stole christmas”

the nerd stole christmas like a pasty weak grinch
he rebooted the 25th like a clumsy DOS winch
a fan of easter only, he thought it a cinch
to screw over santa and put him into a pinch

the destroyer of xmas, the ruiner of all
he’s punching your health, he’s punching your ball
he’s shrinking your manhood, he’s making it small
he’s forking over your server with a million system call();