Me: Cubicles = bane
TL: life = pain
Me: Lion = mane
TL: god = lame
Me: emulation = MAME
TL: istanbul = stain!
Me: iChat = GAIM
TL: donkey = sprain
Me: making a huge line of mobs in WoW and having them follow you into town = train
TL: watching erik play WoW for 6 months straight = wayne
Me: My opinion of addiction = same
TL: shammy damn wrinkly larry = game
TL: new game I wrote
TL: sucks
Me: oh that’s so cool that I just = came
TL: cosmos in your jockey shorts = spray
Me: Getting a halberd in my ass = yay
TL: sqaure surface to vomit on = tray
TL: *square
Me: Dude, I didn’t steal your funions. Yeah you did. No. = way
TL: rewling the l33t chat session = gay
Me: Ice s’ghey-ting = ghey
Me: Join the Army, fight for freedom, join = today
TL: I’d rather make money and live another = day
Me: There’s nothing more great in life than working forever, paying bills, growing old and increasing your skill in = crochet
Me: That’s what my Grandma did and she’s doing ok in = green bay
TL: life, it’s horrible journey… begging for the end, drinking ensure all = day
Me: That’s near Minnesota where I was born where they say oh ya and = sorbet
TL: bleeding rectum and no teeth = pray
Me: But what do I want from life other than clever AIM = communique
TL: how about a quad G5 = eh?
Me: From = Comp USA?
TL: no! from apple store in californi = a
Me: Near the = yuk-eh-tay pennisu-lay?
Me: Or the = SF Bay
TL: close, but not real = lay
Me: They make a sweet liquid crystal = display
TL: it shows me hitting beach then = the hay
Me: It shows me your driving record and = dossier
TL: i get you SSN and the records of your = pay
Me: I bet Steve Jobs wears a = toupee
TL: oh thir! my nerves, they = fray
Me: When we consume we = OBEY
TL: *bows*
Me: I got rhymes like disease gots = bombay
TL: i got more hours than a month has = days
Me: which explains my $hash = new array();
TL: i prefer my $hash = browns
Me: which compiles fine on my scalable = Crayİ
Me: Those CPUs are built in foreign = Tai Pei
TL: decipher and decrypt at the = NSA
Me: Which has more gays than a Nutcracker = ballet
TL: you’re doing very thir, what’s the script = say?
Me: Oh man, the government loggers with this IM conversation are going to have a = field day
TL: me = yay
Me: you = hurray
Me: me = foul play
TL: i wish i could order G5 = tdoay
TL: *today
Me: government = puree
TL: tomato sauce = parfet