Me: poker mod
Jeff: LOL
Me: every game or sport of any genre ever mod
Jeff: *Chris goes all-in
*edgar TK’s chris with M4A1
*Chris drugs edgar for TK
*Edgar goes all in
Me: NASCAR, fishing, bridge, watermelon seed spitting.
Me: lol
Jeff: *Chris equips running shoes, paint roller, parachute
Jeff: *Jeff equips HE grenade, Monster Truck, pom-poms
Me: “I don’t even know what the fuck I’m supposed to be doing! Let’s do this!”
Me: “I’m so confused! It’s go time!”
Jeff: “Bring it ONNNNN”
Me: “I’m unsure of the rules but let’s fucking blow shit up!”
Jeff: *throws brick
*brick explodes into bloom of glowing flowers
*chris flies through air to catch flying armadillo by tail
[Chris wins match 17 to 25]
Me: LOL
Me: exactly.
Me: “Um, we’re ahead 17 blurns to 25?
Except for the word blurn, what you said was complete nonsense.”
Me: MULTI-BALL! MULTI! BALL!
Me: *scratches head