Me: So I just do my thing.
Me: Any progress on the jobby?
Jeff: im progressing
Me: *nod
Jeff: *re-nods
Me: *casts counter-nod
Jeff: *deflects
Me: *is pwned by his own nod
Jeff: *casts vague wave-from-the-hip with an Ethereal Shrug of the Elven King
Me: *searches inventory for body language resistant gear
Jeff: *Summon “hi-five”
Me: *casts “Down Low”
Jeff: *Counters “too slow”
Me: *Prays to Gods, Ifiriel, Psydion and Grewt to not leave him hangin’
Jeff: *Use item: “SMS Message: ‘sup”
Me: *Dungeon Master kicks table: ‘That’s out of context! SMS!?! Mom!!’
Jeff: *Taps 15 Mana
Jeff: *Draws card: Orcish Hord
Jeff: *Casts “Group hug” on “Orcish Horde”