… waiting for my newegg shipment. It’s going quickly according to the website but nothing is too fast for me. We’re living in .. a .. material world .. am I am a material .. *hurl*.

So I’ll document the stages of waiting.

Stage 1: Overexposure
Onset of glowing glowness accomanied by really bad cameras and lamps. Glow makes FedEx run faster.

Stage 2: Sleep
Zzzzz. Dreams of 2 day shipments. Dreams of signing on the dotted line.

Stage 3: Hopelessness
With only my slump to console me. “Sign on the line …”

Stage 4: Substitution
OSX can play games. OSX can play some games. OSX can play some crappy games. OSX can play some crappy games slowly with poor framerates. OSX can not play any games since I lit it on fire.

Stage 5: Horror, fear, cursing, possession by demons, insanity in scalp
Satan signed for my packages. Damn you Satan.