Me
Mother fucking power is out all over fair lakes.

stop lights
target
best buy
everything!

aaaaaahhhhhh

Jeff
Why the power?

Me
They haven’t said why the power is out.

Jeff
What are going to / have you bought?

Me
Approximately an oveturning in most of the ideals and routines that a person with my habits have grown tired in. I consume regardless of the power. I seek change with purchase. All in all more serious and complex. The imteline moves and something happens.

Jeff
That made nothing sense – what are you doing? Guess this rules out dinner in fair lakes.

Me
Every detail that is revealed brings you further from the answer. The question is in the bottommost intentions of your inquisition. So grand an sober is the night and call.

Your Fair Lakes dinner is smote with Olive Garden power failure. What a fate for the acceptable $8.99 salad entree. Woe indeed.

Jeff
I have a limit to the characters – your dennis miller-esque dietrbie is loast in the transmission.

Me
Fuck my ass with a spoon.

Jeff
All out of spoons you get the egg beater

Me
Me simplify and me get egg beater?

Jeff
Yes prepare for ovo-rectal scrambling.

Me (the underling)
What a dark and twisting eggy fate that my night shall suffer. Oh woe the egg timer, the egg beater, the eggscrament, the eggception and the Edgar.