me: WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?
me: 1. Yes
me: 2. No
korporit tool: 1
me: TOO FUCKING BAD
me: die.
korporit tool: *dies*
me: WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN?
1. Yes
2. No

korporit tool: 1
me: OK. You’re in a whore. What do you do?
me: |
me:
me: |
me: [cursor blink]
korporit tool: ummmm
korporit tool: pray for the AIDS?

me:
1. Try to find exit
2. Don’t call the cops

korporit tool: 1

me:
You went into her lungs and now you are fighting black tar cancer tumors.
1. Pick up her ribs and beat your cock
2. Ask the liver to help out

korporit tool: 1

me: Your cock is defeated. Do you:
1. Wake up
2. Keep dreaming about dancing/singing cacti

korporit tool: 2

me: You’re in a coma for 40 years. Way to go! You’re almost awake.
1. Wake up suddenly and kill the old nurse by shock/fright
2. Pretend to be asleep and fondle said nurse with your poop pan

korporit tool: 2
me: Uh oh, she likes it.
1. Lay on a cheesy line to scare her off: “Hey baby, want to have my abortion?”
2. Quote more fight club and pretend to be clever

korporit tool: 1
me: She’s seen fight club and she kills you with her knee knockers of death.
me: GAME OVER

korporit tool: !
korporit tool: no!
korporit tool: can I buy this game?
korporit tool: what platforms is it out for?
korporit tool: is there a cheat book I can buy too?
korporit tool: do you take AMEX?
korporit tool: thirrr…. you write good IM games