I trussed your calls, I got your tcp socket
I took all your IPO right outta your pocket
I’m raping your daddy while your mom asks I stop it
Then I slip on my semen while the janitor asks I mop it

I recompiled my kernel under Free Dee Bee Dee
I renamed your mom to C colon C
Then I furry turd polished her to my ftp://reem
Now who’s got .class, who’s got .style, cept boosty McFreeb?

I got patches, support, Sun ONE and Freeware
I once banged a nun 10,000 miles up on US-freeb-Air
I smuggled some coke like a strung out Rick Flair
I ran chkdsk /r, the r is for great justice repair

Your obsoleted by one one two, nine forty freeb three
I set up a blind date between Burger King and Mc’Ds
Please kill -HUP yourself to process s.s.h.d
And edit your conf called h.t.t.p.d

Laying down the su McBoost.
Laying down the su McBoost.
Laying down the su McBoost.