A tribute to Ming Wang Moo
Had a post named Ming Wang Moo!
Peed in a cup, it came out blue!
I had sock, came with a shoe!
Puff the dragon in honaloo!
A Coup d’Etat is still a coo!
I killed Christ, I am a jew!
I’m American, aren’t you too?
I therefore don’t know any Kung Fu!
I beat my wife named Peggy Sue!
Then drink beer with my dipshit crew!
Such a life, if only you knew!
I’m redneck dick, I’m good for you!
If I’m a horse, I’m made of glue!
I killed the farmer I overthrew!
Now I own farm in Baton Roo!
And chicken ranch in Kalamazoo!
I’ve got a fireplace with a flu!
It’s long and black and Santa through!
It was in a house that I outgrew!
Now I visit dot com yahoo!
When this ends? I have no clue!
I’ve started something I can’t undo!
No ctrl-z function no alt-F2!
Wireless mouse that does bluetooo!
I set on fire my only nephew!
He turned into a black statue!
I have no chance to perform rescue!
He punched my balls, I swear I’ll sue!