I’m a virtual dubbin transmaster bobbin machine
I’ve got 24 hundred rhythms out of my jeans
I look twice at any tune not named after Queen
I got ham salad, rye potatoes and blue collar greens

I get kinda stupid for no reason other than these
I’m transdubbin supercoolin board of trustees
I’ve got a chronic obstructive pulmonary disease
I saw your pease pleas please plese preas preis reas rees reis riese saez sea’s

this is from nothing, with a rhyme dictionary